I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful
Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
- Japanese anime products: Oh you want figures and pillows and FOOD to go with your anime? DEFINITELY!
- American products for the same anime: uhhh...we made...some pins. and...a keychain. how about some worthless wristbands and Trading cards?
this is the story about the three of us
down by the water and the tide is rising
this world is burning and i’m terrified
i need a little more time with you.
1. broken bones - aqualung 2. sax rohmer #1 - the mountain goats 3. sons and daughters - the decemberists 4. drive my soul ( acoustic ) - lights 5. boats and birds - gregory and the hawk 6. be still - the fray 7. c’est la mort - the civil wars 8. home - gabrielle aplin 9. the weight of us - sanders bohlke 10. in our bedroom after the war - stars